This guy is a fucking jerk-off and I am sick of him. Why in God's name does he have a job? He can't ask questions for Pete's sake! He just rambles on while trying to ask a question, ends up only asking general questions that allow for vague and ridiculous answers, and he then refuses to follow up on the vague answers and hold the person accountable. But then he fucking acts like he got these people to say something meaningful when they just pulled the wool over his fat eyes! It's fucking awful.
What really gets me, though, is that NBC has him on at different times as a political analyst. I have several problems with this. First, he's an idiot. He isn't fit to lick Tim Russert's asshole clean. As such, he shouldn't be allowed to talk about anything on NBC except how much of a fucking turd he is.
Second, he is completely out of touch with the rest of the world. He tries to act like he's a regular guy from Philly, but I got news for you, he ain't from Philly, he's from the suburbs. I can tell you one thing, people who are really from Philly resent the fact that he says he's from Philly when he ain't. And when they get a chance, they are gonna fuck that fat bastard up.
Third, from what you see above, he's a lying douche. The third point is butressed by the fact that he misrepresents his wife's career so he can seem more like he's in a power couple and she is a booming success. First, she's an anchor for a LOCAL DC channel. LOCAL, not national. Do you have any idea how many people are anchors for local channels? A lot, and most of them are horribly untalented. If they had talent, they'd be doing something other than covering the people whose black labs had a litter of yellow labs.
Fourth, he is a turd. End of story.
7 comments:
Th only think I DONT like about Chris Maffews is that he keeps askin a question -- re-frazin it, re-RE-frazin it, an re-RE-RE-frazin it -- wile his gest is TRYIN t ansr it! Manys th time I yelld at my TV durin Hardball, "HE GETS TH QUESTION, ALREADY! LETTIM ANSR IT!"
Heh.
You said "turd".
Polanski:
Matthews is a turd. I love the Darrel Hammond impersonation. It is SOOOO money.
Rhiannon:
Yeah, I say "turd" a lot.
Atchualy, I find Hammonds Maffews imprsonation rathr disapointin. He dont have th voice down; he dont have th VOLUME down; an he dont realy have th steamrollr dmeanor down.
His Ted Koppel, on th othr hand ...
His Clinton is unbelievable, as is his Gore. And what about the classic, "Excuse me whILE I RAISE THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE!"
The fello who apeard wit Pres Bush at th Corrspondents Dinnr was on some prime time news program, an he did a Clinton impersonation that was bettrn Hammonds.
Hammonds Gore occasionaly driftd inta EXCELENT; but seemd more offn than not t be kinda cartoonish.
Koppels th guy he seemd realy to have DOWN. His Clinton was quite good, but not zackly th best.
But, as impersnators go, SNL aint seen many as good as Hammond. Phil Hartman was good.
check the ipod post for a little insight.
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